Mirror on the wall....

STEP II- MIRROR MIRROR

So- We’re moving on fast- Hold on tight DUDES AND DUDETTES!!

Dating Detox has taken a dramatic end and here we are, travelling forward...

Step II is called “Mirror Mirror” and this step can be done during the Detox stage, and continue afterwards as well. Patti uses the stage to ....

“...tell you all the things you need to hear, things that even your mother, or your sister or your best friend doesn’t have the balls to break to you.”

In this stage of finding who we are, and finding who we want to be with we have to take a good look at ourselves and get in our ideal condition. Because according to Patti *And she “hates” to say it*

“But with men, its all about the packaging—one look is all it takes for them to decide if you’re a keeper, or if you should be tossed back…. This may sound crude, but they’re measuring your fuckability factor… No matter how beautiful we are on the inside, if the outside does not reflect it, you’re going to spend the rest of your days alone….”

And that is directly from Patti.

During Dating Detox I have already done numerous things to improve my fuckability factor… and as the messenger, Patti gives tons of ideas on how to spare us humiliation as she claims to be famous, or infamous for her no-nonsense attitude.

In discussing our look head-to-toe… here are some tips we can all use! ... And I shall share my progress later!

HAIR- “If you think you’re going to get away with short hair, you’re not.”

-Men like long, flowing locks.
-Most men see short hair as “hitting the wall” or her young and sexy days are over.
-Perms are out. Wavy hair is fine, but men don’t want to get

“snagged in scraggly, frizzy, pubic-looking bird’s nest.”

“Red hair is not the freshest produce on the aisle” ...

and Patti says that 90% of the men in her club don’t pick redheads over brunettes and blondes.

TEETH- “You’re smile is your calling card—make sure it’s in perfect working order.”

LIPS- “DON’T leave home without lipstick or lip gloss. Always apply it before you set foot outside, even if it’s a quick little swipe.”

-If your lips are large, avoid bright or dark lipstick shades.
-If they’re small, invest in a good lip plumper.

MAKEUP- “Less is more.”

-Bronzer, and lip gloss.

“Most straight men prefer girls with low maintenance looks- even if it takes an
hour to achieve. Your man loves you to look natural...”

-Don’t “cake on bake on” your foundation.
-A little lipstick or gloss, blush and eyeliner and mascara, will do the trick.
-If you do not know how to apply makeup, make an appointment with a makeup artist or visit Sephora and try the many samples—LOVE doing this!
-DO NOT let a gay man tell you how to be a better woman, he’ll never understand exactly what it’s like to be an attractive female looking for a heterosexual male.

SKIN CARE- “The real secret to great-looking makeup is great-looking skin.”

BODY- “There are breast men, leg men, ass men—even foot men, although they tend to be a little kinky.”

-The perfect body is all about attitude; really… if you love your body, you’re probably in the best shape you could possibly be.
-Exercise and nutrition are the best ways to change the way you look and feel.

"The lighter you feel and weigh, the sexier you feel.”

-Exercise not only makes you look better, but you also feel better- as discussed in Step One.
-You have to find what works for you as far as exercising goes.
- Exercise can be better than a sex…okay, at least better than sex with a guy who
doesn’t love you- and much cleaner and less complicated.

2 NEW FRIENDS- Shapewear and Certain Dri. Look ‘em up, they will help you- Patti says.

SHOP ‘TIL YOU POP

This still goes under STEP II, and I apologize for the length, I just like to be consistent.
In this part of Step II, we get to go on a shopping spree- since we got rid of a lot of clothes during Dating Detox, we can fill our closet up with new clothes! In buying our new dating wardrobe we have to follow a few guidelines…
“Look for clothes that make you feel like the sexy diva you are.”
“Show off your assets... men are drawn to women who are comfortable in their own femininity.”
“ Solid, bright colors are guraunteed guy catchers, BUT NOT big
prints that will distract him.”
“ RED & BLUE will draw them in.. black is chic, but its also boring.”
“Steer clear of baggy and blousy.”

**IMOPRTANT** When you are ready to go shopping- don’t go alone, or with your best friend or your mom or sister… GO SHOPPING with a single, straight man.

This sounds rather strange to me, but I love the idea. So, I will give you some time to catch your breath and we will continue momentarily..